I like to play dress up

I know very few cats like to wear anything at all, but I rather enjoy wearing the clothing that Ashley puts on my. Especially if the house or the outdoors is cold. My favorite shirt is my Big Kahuna T-shirt, I can move fairly easily in it. My vampire outfit is pretty gun too though, I love Halloween because its so funny to see how the humans all dress up. Some of the human Halloween costumes are scary and I do not understand why they would want to look so scary, isn't Halloween all about fun and eating candy?  I wonder if I can steel a few nibbles of Ashley's candy this year... or will she even go get candy this year? Last year her family bought pretzels for the trick-or-treaters. I think pretzels are the human version of cat food , but I am not sure. Anyway I am going to go pester Ashley while she takes her bath, I hope I don't fall in the tub but I want to go love on her when I know that she can't get away. OOooh maybe she will give me a cup of tap water to drink, I like it because it is different than what I usually drink.

Pie cat out, peace and doughnuts yall! ( I watch way too much tv while the humans are out)